Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!”
She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?”
“Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.”
Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
“Let us prey together.”
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What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest
“There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!”
The priest shakes his head
“Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
“Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor
The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
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